Krytos Doesn't Know How Soup Works

In the wake of a certain adventuring party's exploits in Murkheath, a legend was born. Well, not so much a legend, as an unfortunate occurrence that the town is not likely to soon forget. And as with most legends, a song was written about this one.

Origins
Shortly after the town of Murkheath was besieged by hundreds of kobolds, the normally ramshackle tavern known as The Slurk's Tusk started running a soup kitchen of sorts to aid people who lost land and property to the kobold attack. This seemed to be going perfectly well, until a dragonborn by the name of Krytos Blackscale showed up with the perfectly reasonable intention of helping out. To make a long story short, Krytos burned down half the tavern with his breath weapon. Given that he was already well-known around town as a prideful and haughty individual, one thing was abundantly clear: nobody would ever let him forget about this.

The Song
The song commemorating this event was written by none other than the Treany goblins of Murkheath.*


 * Oh he started a day
 * In a helpful way
 * Then made the meal
 * A painful deal
 * 'Cause...
 * Krytos doesn't know how soup works!


 * When in his cell,
 * Things didn't go very well.
 * He caused more pain,
 * Again and again.
 * 'Cause...
 * Krytos doesn't know how soup works!

* - Player credit to Devon for actually writing this song.